Greetings from
Guatemala!
After a month in
Guate, we have lots of stories, but here is the condensed version in
chronological order (we think)…
Tikal highlights:
-Walking through the
forest to the sounds of the howler monkeys
-Sunrise over the
ruins...
-Toucan spotting...
-Monkey spotting...
-Climbing ruins...
-Exploring (having the place to ourselves)...
Tikal lowlights:
- 3am departure
-15 people shoved into 12 seater van… 3 extra persons makes a BIG difference
- Finding out that
Howler Monkeys throw their faeces at you as a sign of their dominance...
- Tarantula hunting...
- Guy with shotgun
walking very closely at the back of the group in case of puma/jaguar attacks…. We were at
the back. Later we found out Jaguars prey on the laggers at the back of a group and also
sound very similar to howler monkeys.
- Physical activity
(after 6 weeks of a sedentary lifestyle)...
- Toilet not flushing
(well to be honest that was really a lowlight for the next user)
Lanquin highlights:
-The view from our bed...
-The view from the
shower...
-The view from the
deck...
-Random school bus...
-Sunsets...
-River tubing...
- Climbing trees...
Lanquin lowlights:
-Random school bus lack of safety...
-“Tailbone taps” in
very shallow water whilst river tubing
- Alice nearly falling into 2m deep pit of pig shit, food scraps and God knows what when visiting the pigs at the hostel...
- Discovering that what we thought was an open range zoo full of dangerous animals (right next to our swimming place!) was in fact a cave
with stalagmites named after dangerous animals (ie. Cobra, tiger, jaguar etc). The guy working at the hostel was pissing himself
laughing at us! (Spanish not going well at this point)
Semuc Champey Tour (a.k.a. DAY OF DEATH)
Highlights:
- Surviving the tour under the guidance of the recently awarded “Worlds Most Unprofessional, Wreckless & Irresponsible Guide”.
- Gaining knowledge (We learnt not to trust any guide from here on out even, “The Worlds Most Unprofessional, Wreckless & Irresponsible Guide” of all time).
- The absolutely magnificent scenery ...
- Swimming...
- Chair swing...
- Jumping off a bridge
(Kris only!)...
Semuc Champey Tour (a.k.a. DAY OF DEATH)
Lowlights:
-Getting shoved in a truck like barnyard animals (with 18 other people)...
- Getting sent into a
slippery, dark and unpredictable cave with candles (candles made in Guatemala
no less) as the only light source
-Having the guide blow
out our candles/or take them away from us at any given time and getting to
return them to us whenever he felt like it. (He seemed to enjoy taking them off
us during the most dangerous sections of the cave)
-Being in the back
half of the group and missing out on light, vital information and guides help
with tricky parts of the dark slippery and pointy cave
- Alice left dangling
from a frayed rope climbing down a waterfall (guide pissed off somewhere- we
think with the first half of the group)
-Alice’s trustee reefs
failing her in the unfamiliar waterfall terrain
- Jumping off a swing
and nearly hitting a rock...
- Hitting the ground
after bridge jump (damn you guide!!!)...
*lucky trustee reefs were in situ at this point*
- Alice sustaining a severe tail bone injury after guide pushed her down a “rock*” waterslide (*not a real waterslide)
- The guide being an
arsehole to everyone
Antigua highlights:
- Walking around the colonial streets taking in the scenery...
-Hammock time...
-Learning basic
Spanish and basic English (a lesson on verbs)...
-Toasting marshies on
Volcan Pacaya...
-Meeting good friends...
-Good coffee...
-Staying in one spot
for 8 nights with amazing free breakfasts...
-Having routine (well
everything except bowel habits)
Antigua lowlights:
- Packing up after 8
nights in the one place...
- Having the bank employee try and steal $80 off us on our last night in
Guatemala and laugh when we noticed
- Hiking up volcano but having view completely blocked by mist/ clouds
the whole time...
Xela highlights:
-Making our own way to
the hot pools via chicken bus & truck...
-Avoiding being electrocuted
by our shower...
-Leaving Xela
3 day trek from Xela to Lago Atitlan with
Quetzeltrekkers…
Highlights:
-Hiking under the
stars on the final day to watch sunrise on a mountaintop over looking Lago Atitlan
and the volcanoes...
-Making friends with
the locals...
-Finding a shop that
sold beer...
-Walking through local
villages
-Friendly locals
smiling at us
-The scenery...
-The sense of
accomplishment...
-Watching locals machete
trees and not us
- The amount of
entertainment we got when we realised that Kris accidently stole a plastic
container of cooked beans from Quetzaltrekkers even though she told the guide
three times she had given it back
Lowlights:
- Having to pick a very used and dirty soft drink bottle from shelf at Questzaltrekker HQ and find a matching bottle cap in a plastic bag filled with lids
- Realising that the dirty
bottle was intended to be used as our personal water bottles
- Being subjected to
Quetzaltrekkers very tight austerity measures (e.g. sleeping mats/ sleeping
bags/ trekking bags/ food containers/ food/ hike/ guide etc. etc.)
-2-3 hour ascents up
mountains/ corn fields/ dirt roads
-Dust...
-Rain (which we were told by our guide "never happens")
-Walking through
villages (yes it’s also under lowlight)...
-Unfriendly locals
scowling at us
- Crazy racist (they
only barked at white people) street dogs chasing us...
-Sleeplessness
-Camping out on a tile
floor of a village “Town Hall” with paper-thin sleeping mats...
- Neighbouring Church
with bells that had, speakers attached (to ensure that everyone heard them-
person or animal), ringing 24 hours a day...
-The crazy racist
street dogs barking because the church bells were ringing every hour during the
night
-The roosters crowing
because the crazy racist street dogs were barking because the church bells were
ringing every hour of the night
-The toilets in the
town hall...
-Finding out that the
only shop that sold beer was warm
-“Mayan Sauna Experience”…we
like to call it “Mayan Toxic Waste Den Experience”. The walls were coated in
black tar (mmm carcinogenic); Alice’s hair started to singe and Kris had a
panic attack...
Lago Atitlan Highlights:
-The view from our brekky table...
-Kayaking… Yes our
relationship stood the test (just)...
-More tree climbing...
-Pier jumping...
-Taking a day trip to
ChiChi market...
- Listening to coked
up, drunk and stoned neighbour vomiting from 2am to 6am (karma bitches!)
Lago Atitlan Lowlights:
- Smelly, dirty,
hippies. (we found out most of them have money/ trust funds and a friend told
us she refers to them as “Trustafarians”)...
-Visiting towns via
this very spacious stable boat...
- Finding out that on
Saturday nights our quiet, relaxing hostel turns into a gross cesspit of
gringos with loud music and even louder (and more stupid) opinions
- Having a "puff the magic dragon" for a neighbour, who decided to smoke all his drugs inside the room and send the smoke directly into our adjoining room that was only separated by a partial wall
Guatemala word associations:
Mountains
Forests
Cowboy hats
Colourful
Traditional get ups
Dust
Electric showers
Cold showers
Crazy bus drivers
Polo Campero
Coco-cola
Eggs, rice, beans
(frijoles), tortillas
Tuk tuks
Gold teeth
Machete
Guns
Hippies (very dirty
ones)
Ammunition
Wildlife
Ruins
Rivers
Smoke
Corn
Chicken bus
Chicken boat
Chicken
Street dog
Street food
Ute transformed into
people moving vehicles
Overcrowded
Hard workers
Happy
Horns
Whistle
UHT milk
Coffee
Agriculture
Trading
Markets
Lush
Lush
Handmade
Friendly people
(mostly)
Dramatic landscape
Volcanoes
Adventure
Fun
Absolutely beautiful
We are now heading
into Nicaragua via bus and only have four more weeks left. Time is flying but
we promise to keep up with blog.
Peace out dudes!
Kralice
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